Insanity

qouinette:

jenngeek:

i-am-bondlocked:

chiarashipseveryone:

Oh, hi Tony! 

Reblogged just for the shot of Avengers Tower. Also the fact that, for a few minutes there, Tony Stark’s life was in Steve Rogers hands. Think this makes up for the bomb Tony saved everyone from?

Me in the theater: “Derp derp, Steve is going to save the day, wow explosions look at all the explosions wow Sam don’t fight Crossbones that is a bad, derp hey look they’re targeting people, why is the President on the Hill that’s dumb get into a bunker continuity of government is so fucked right n—HOLY SHIT IS THAT STARK TOWER? SHIT FUCK IS THAT TONY??? SAVE THAT DOT STEVEN. SAVE THAT ONE DOT IN PARTICULAR OR SO HELP ME GOD.”

an apt description of my reaction too

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salt-and-pepper-panda:

hesanangelwithashotgun:

writtenwarrior:

mkhunterz:

Every time Dean says “I’m fine.”

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New drinking game:  Everytime Dean says “I’m Fine,” drink.

Dean’s already playing that drinking game.

HOW DARE YOU

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cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

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hi:

when people say i look nice today

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but then they just try to get me to do something

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rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

(Source: rneerkat, via sassyporrim)

thehat2:

tramadolmuncha:

ultrafacts:

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HOLY SHIT THE ICE AGE ONE IS STOLEN FROM MY TIL THREAD

THE WORDING IS EXACTLY THE SAME

LOOK

https://pay.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/23e6ui/til_that_the_sabretooth_squirrel_featured_in_the/

I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED I WANT MONEY, ULTRAFACTS

GET THOSE FUCKERS, EFS

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sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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patinamiller:

the really important thing about bisexual steve is the fact that everyone usually only sees the super flirty and sexual characters who have sex a lot as bi but steve is a person who hasnt had a lot of relationships and feels shy talking to people he likes and we need that kind of representation of bisexuals other than the usual trope we get

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destiel-is-my-canon:

10thdoctors-companion:

titaniumbovine:

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

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FUCK YOU I SAW THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO AND IT HAD 21 NOTES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME

Adding accurate gifs.

Increasing note count.

The Supernatural tumblr business.

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roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

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